As one of the sexiest neighborhoods in America, the food scene of this swanky ‘hood is undoubtedly a total scene. But between the art galleries, luxury high-rises, and Champagne lounges lies an amalgam of excellent, unpretentious eateries, if you know where to look. And we do! So from short rib tortas to whole roasted chicken served on a picturesque riverside patio, here’s what Chicago’s trendiest neighborhood has to offer, other than beautiful moneyed people.

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Best Peruvian: Tanta

118 W Grand Ave
Despite being the only Peruvian joint in the ‘hood, this lively 100-seat space decked in pop art paintings is still very definitely the best. Try the causita (whipped Peruvian potatoes with aji), cebiche, and hearty pork fried rice, then wash it all down with a pisco cocktail while the surrealistic mural of Adriana Lima watches you.

Best Mexican: XOCO

449 N Clark St
We salute you, Frontera Grill and Topolobampo, but when it comes to inventive andaffordable Mexican, nothing beats Rick Bayless’ quick-service café, where you can get street-food-inspired braised short rib tortas, huevos rancheros, or wood-roasted chicken pozole caldos for less than $10. Don’t leave without a house-made churro… or three. It’s sacrilege.

Best Asian fusion: Sunda

110 W Illinois St
Billy Dec and the Rockit Ranch Productions crew’s whimsical menu offers some seriously interesting eats, like barbecued octopus in a spicy gochujang sauce or beef lollipops — sliced NY strip steak wrapped lemongrass with ginger citrus soy glaze. Definitely start with the crispy Brussels sprouts, and definitely end with the Sunda Sundae, a monstrous mix of avocado, sweet corn & cheddar, and ube-macapuno ice creams with red mung beans, jackfruit, coconut gel, sweetened condensed milk, fresh berries, and coconut. What happens in between is up to you.

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Best donuts: Doughnut Vault

401 N Franklin St
Marked by a story-tall menu painted on the brick exterior, this tiny shop slings some the best old fashioned-style donuts in Chicago, let alone the neighborhood. Make sure to get there early because once the donuts sell out for the day, the shop closes until the next morning.

Best outdoor seating: River Roast

315 N LaSalle St
There’s no such thing as a “bad” patio in Chicago, but there is such a thing as the “best,” and the sweeping riverside terrace at River Roast just might be it. Take in killer cityscape views while throwing back fresh oysters, impossibly juicy whole roasted chicken, and “Definitely Not Malort” shots made with dry-hopped Letherbee gin steeped in gentian root, chamomile, and wormwood.

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Best steakhouse: RPM Steak

66 W Kinzie St
River North is teeming with great steakhouses, but it’s the modern, glamorous concept from the Melmans, Rancics, and executive chef Doug Psaltis that shines the brightest. Between masterfully balanced classic cocktails and virtually every cut of meat under the sun, you’ll want for nothing, save for, perhaps, another order of the bourbon-vanilla bean glazed bacon appetizer and a doggy bag for the precious remnants of whatever behemoth dry-aged steak did you in.

Best hot dogs: Portillo’s

100 W Ontario St
From a perfectly steamed bun to bright, crunchy, and wholly Chicago-approved accoutrements (read: yellow mustard, onions, pickle, tomatoes, sport peppers, and celery salt, no ketchup!), the Jumbo Hot Dog, with its perfect meat-to-bun ratio, at this locally based chain hits all the right notes. Team it with a chocolate cake shake and crinkle-cut fries for the full Portillo’s effect.

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Best pizza: Lou Malnati’s Pizzeria

439 N Wells St
The classic-to-its-core deep-dish at Lou’s epitomizes Chicago-style pizza andhas remained a crowd favorite since its inception a few decades ago, not least because of its signature buttery, pie-like crust, and its mozzarella that’s been sourced from the same Wisconsin dairy farm for more than 40 years.

Best ramen: Slurping Turtle

116 W Hubbard St
Carnivores will dig the Tan Tan Men Ramen loaded with the Holy Pork Trinity (broth, meatball, and chashu), while vegetarians can opt for the red curry-coconut udon made with okra, a medley of Japanese mushrooms, hominy, chickpeas, and eggplant. Everybody wins.